You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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