i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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