this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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