you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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