That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
