why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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