im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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