"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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