when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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