I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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