Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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