Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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