they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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