i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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