I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. Thatβs all. I have no other memory.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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