So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
this will be a night to untag.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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