i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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