Your tits are I can't wait for
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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