I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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