His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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