what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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