It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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