so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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