if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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