i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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