yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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