I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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