do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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