It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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