She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You ruined the universe
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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