I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
They took my balls.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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