i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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