you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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