How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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