Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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