2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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