i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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