I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I think people are normalizing furries
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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