I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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