We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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