So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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