But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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