He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
