Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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