I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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