I want to make a zoo with you.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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