I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Randomize
