The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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