I'm going to jail i love you
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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