Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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