I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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