why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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