3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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