She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You left your phone here
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