CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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