At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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