drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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