the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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