Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I am one with the molecules
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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