Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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