That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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